Yes, I am aware that my butt is stuck in a barrel

               
ONCE UPON A TIME SPYRO WANTED TO DO A THING SO HE DID THE THING HE WANTED TO DO AND THEN YEAH
WHAT WAS THAT THING, YOU MAY ASK?
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I'M NOT REALLY SURE  
I WAS GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THAT BUT I LOST TRACK BECAUSE I STARTED THINKING ABOUT BALLS ON STRINGS...AGAIN
NEWTON'S CRADLE that's it
I fackin love Octavarium ;;n;;    
bUT LIKE
man oh man have I been neglecting Spyro
BUT THEN AGAIN............................................
He's been off getting his butt stuck in barrels, maybe he was trying to do that shape game babies do where you gotta put the square in the square hole, the circle in the circle hole, and the OTHER SHAPE IN THE HOLE THAT'S SHAPED LIKE THAT SHAPE. 
And so Spyro discovered that his booty was VERY MUCH A CIRCLE
and so he just seated himself and got all comfy and now--
he is stuck
and Sparx is all like "EEHEHEHEHEHEHE YOUZ STUCKETH"

poor Spyro  
feel better buddy
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Spyro (c) ARCTIVERSIEN
ARTWORK (c) ASEVENEXSPRAX